Top 10 Funny Dog Tweets
Posted on 01 October 2015
Being a dog in a garbage can is like being a child in the candy store, you can’t ever get enough.
1. Looks like I’m being chased more often than I’m chasing. #DogLifeGoals
2. In another world, I could be a Grammar Nazi
3. Good garbage cans are hard to come by, but when they do, hold on for dear life.
4. Makes you wish you were a tail wagging, ball chasing, bone nibbling, four legged mutt.
5. You don’t choose the dog, the dog chooses you.
6. Somehow, I can’t seem to find the mute button at 4 am, when my neighbors are calling to complain.
7. The earth is a resource to be used wisely.
8. Sleeping beauty and the barking prince,
Beauty and the German shepherd,
Poodle Pan, the dog who wouldn’t grow up,
That’s a movie marathon you don’t want to miss!
9. It’s not you, it’s me.
10. Oh that, nothing, just some inedible stuff I found, as usual. #CasualDogDays